Today is Fat Tuesday, fitting. I've decided to give up fast food for the season of Lent. I'm getting some support, especially from my beautiful wife. But I'm also getting raised eyebrows and smirky "Good luck" comments.
That's understandable. I'm a fast food junkie. It is my drug of choice. There have been times when, after a particularly tough, smash-a-tape-dispenser-against-the-office-wall type of day, that some good, hot, fresh french fries have calmed me down.
But there is fast food junkie remorse. Sitting at the kitchen table with my wife - who is quite beautiful, have I mentioned that! - and going over the receipts in my wallet while we balance the checkbook can be a painful experience. I think I've personally kept the drive-up window industry alive. The remorse goes beyond screwing up the family budget, though. A former football player and track & field athlete who used to run every day, I now resemble a bear who is hulking up for the winter hibernation, only without the sliming value of actually hibernating. And, I have to throw this out there, my emotional well being is definitely worse when I'm on a fast food bender.
So the time has come. No fast food for six weeks. Will I make it? Will some of you see me, late at night, with a pair of Groucho Marx glasses on for disguise, sneaking into one of our fine establishments? Hopefully not, but we'll find out together. Whatever happens, I'll share with everyone. The good, the bad and the ugly.
For those who do not know, it is a tradition for many celebrants to sacrifice something during Lent as a way of preparation for Easter. For that reason, the Tuesday before Lent begins has become a time of indulgence and even party - Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras. So, should I go out and binge today before my fast?
Here is the noodle bender, Brook: What happens after six weeks and one day? Will you head directly to the drive thru at 12:01am or... will the Lenten vow continue? A lot comes into play here. You are making a HUGE sacrifice, all for the right reasons. Admitting that fast food placates you says volumes. The pros and cons have been already weighed out in your head. You know what needs to be done. I think this is going to be more difficult than you thought, but I am supporting you all the way. I hope all goes well!!
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